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session date 25/04/2026

  * Peter has gone back to EDP HQ
  * the other 3 determine that some of the bodies in the room have died of exsanguation, one of them had 2 small holes in their neck
  * Norton's shop that he works at avoids barcodes due to mark of the beast
  * one of the bodies matched the UEA card that John picked up in the main room of the church
  * The other 3 exchange numbers, Norton (antivirus) refuses any whatsapp and only allows sms messages

Peter
  * arriving safely at the EDP office, peter tries to write up a news article
  * but he freezes and gets a chill down his spine and struggles to write more
  * Charlie, his work friend, isnt replying to his texts
  * he then googles 'church of cain' in another tab to let his 'alcohol withdrawal muscle cramps' pass
  * Clicks on teh website 'NewOrderOfCainsLight.co.uk.biz.squarespace.com'
  * its a web 1.0 style website. Lots of tables and such, not very well made.Looks like a normal church website
  * Meetings every sunday for a church sunday. Every wednesday study group. We got there midday just after the study group.
  * Peter presses tab a bunch to see where the cursor goes, it eventually lands on a clickable link with a picture of a bible. He clicks it. His computer shuts down
  * TUrning it back on, he looks around the office. All the typing has stoped. There is nobody there. He stands up, still nobody. He feels compelled to leave the office. He grabs his stuff and runs out the fire escape while trying to call Charlie. He drops the phone face down, its functional still but the phone has hung up the call. He rushes home, jogging the whole way. He has never felt such primal terror in a long, long time.


Norton
  * Norton gets the bus (the 4 and then the 8 to bottom of southtown road, walk the rest) to B&Q
  * Going in, he sees some large rodents
  * Norton's Shopping list? One Garden Rake, One Standard Woodcutting Saw, One Metalworking saw (hack or coping saw) And one decent piece of wood, like a dowel (stuff you use for light gardening work.
  * Buying a cheap rake, maple wood dowel (round), a ripsaw and a coping saw
  * He then Returns back to Paranormal Instigators in Northgate Street to make the stake
  * Texting his boss 'I went to the place but couldn’t find anyone to give the receipt to' he then looks at the piece of the 'true cross' in the shop and looks at the wood for the stake and imagines combining the two
  * He attempts to fashion a stake lance. Lashing a dowel onto a rake stick, he whittles it down into a fine point. After making the 'Stake Lance' he stashes it behind the counter of PINS.
  * He then reopens the shop and reads the chronicle of cain

'The Chronicle Of Cain'
  * Cain killed able out of love
  * Banished out into the land of nod
  * Lilith comes out and tells Cain she was Adam's first wife, and cares for cain so he is no longer wandering alone
  * Cain then wishes that he had her magic that lilith has
  * Lilith then cuts herself open with a knife and bleeds into a bowel and allows cain to drink her blood
  * FREYJA SEND SUMMARY THANKS

John (1st year student, 'American Studies')
  * He heads back to the UEA and goes to the library 
  * He looks for books on occultism and vampires
  * goes to the parapsychology section, there are books that mention 'Analyses of folklore as it pertains to vampires' and a couple books of 'famous incidents of haemophagia'
  * some books about vampires & their relationship to lgbt people
  * One book details the difference of vampires throughout different cultures
  * 'Dracula' in western cannon, 'Hungry Ghosts' in chineese canon (creatures that drain you of 'Qi'), and modern vampires tales like 'I am Legend' (Evolved humans) & 'Twilight' (Softening and Romantasiation) & 'Shadowrun' Vampires (Altered DNA by a virus, not dead) & 'Discworld' (Vampires can become teetotal and not need to drink blood if they find something else to be obsessed about)
  * The historical books are quick thick and would need to be borrowed (Or stolen!)
  * Borrowing the thicker books, he checks them out and brings them back to his uni room
  * The librarian is glassy eyed and seems out of it a bit, he asks her about other vampire books and she suggests some media analysis of vampires in movies/tv. Turns out he has most of the historical analysis of vampires in the books he is checking out.
  * Back in the dorms, he reads through the thicker books. A book on Elizabeth Báthory, a woman who was accused of killing hundreds of women. Charged with 80 counts of murder, her servants were executed and she was imprisoned until she died in her sleep. Historical consensus states she was framed and didn't commit any of the murders but colloquial suggested she killed children and drank their blood. She is generally states to be the 1st historical vampire figure and the inspiration for Dracula. None of the books suggest ways to ward the vampires off outside of garlic, crucifixions, the power of god, not inviting them into your house, running water, silver, holy water, decapitation, sunlight, fire.
  * He then decides to google about the 'biblical cain'. Religious figure, Genesis. Brother of Able. Son of Adam and Eve. Offered God farmed crops as he was a farmer. God prefered his brother's offering. Out of jealousy he killed his brother with a rock. God punished Cain with the curse and mark of Cain. Cain had multiple descendents, most important was Enoch.

Lee
  * Heading back to the traphouse with the incense
  * Gets there safely and heads inside with the syringe
  * the man at the door looks glassy eyed
  * some of the people at the trap house look gaunt and have leisons on their skin, looks similar to the wasting disease mentioned in the news from heroin
  * he hands over the incense and gets reimbursement + £20
  * yapping on about samsara
  * after leaving he gets a feeling something or someone is following him
  * despite 3 left turns, still has the feeling. He then decides to pull up in some quiet backroad tucked up somewhere near Caister
  * Looking at the syringe, he feels very wrong, it looks almost victorian. Like its been around decades if not centuries and reused.Inside is a almost glass drawing vessel which contains some dark red liquid. It looks like a unnaturally thick blood, Molasses like. It just feels wrong. Awful. It triggers a primal fear. Out of all the objects in the car, this is the only one that feels 'wrong'
  * Some quick creature runs out in front of the parked car, it looks like a cat. Getting out, he moves towards the ditch it ran into to try find it. Staring back at him is the beady eyes of one of the largest rats he has ever seen in his life. The rat lunges at him.
  * Joke Interjection by Casey 'Local Drug Dealer Found Dead By Coypu'
  * The rat has bitted off part of Lee's ear in brutal combat (his ear now has a rat tooth shaped hole)
  * Kicking the rat, it scurries away
  * he texts John and Norten that he was attacked by a rat
  * John replies back a thumbs up emoji, but due to Lee's old phone it comes through as a square box / (Y)
  * Norton replies back 'Go to A&E' and then looks up rat exterminators in the area.
  * heads to james paget hopital

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