hunter:sessions:11
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session date: 18/07/2026
- we wait until 10pm to go back to the mr burger
- we pick up petrol while waiting
- plan to set the place on fire by dumping ice into the friers
- Peter walsh gets a suppressor
- edp mobile is a road train (the train car things, not a very long lorry)
- The place is very quiet, 4 cars in the carpark
- We sneak up
- John fucking walks up to the window and stares inside
- the cleaning lady walks up to the window, stares at john in the eyes and cleans the window
- the team splits up in 2, norton and lee taking the drive through and peter and john taking the front
- John suggests asking to go to the loo to gain access
- lee tries to check if the window is unlocked, it appears to be locked
- john knocks on the door, asks to use the loo after eating baked potato stand
- she refuses as she just cleaned the toilet, so quick thinking peter says john is gonna shit himself on the doorstep
- she lets him in, references to contaminated lettuce
- she makes john leave his bag outside
- In the meantime, lee and norton commando crawl under the drive through window
- Lee and Norton reach a firedoor
- john leaves the loo and sprints back to the front door
- The ruse is up, the cleaner remarks on the lack of fecal matter and the dude tries to grab john
- he easily grabs john
- Meanwhile, norton and lee peer in and decide to head into the drive through
- Just before john got restrained, peter gains access through one of the 2 doors
- lee uses his machete as a crowbar to get in the drivethrough window, turns out he was trying the wrong part of the window earlier and it opens fine
- as they go through, somebody notices them
- AS john gets grabbed, peter smashes the glass door
- Peter shouts 'Are you out of you damn fucking mind!'
- He is cannoniocally wearing his health inspector hivis ontop of his goth outfit
- lee waits for a beasty to walk to the open window, and grabs the cunt and tries dragging him out the window
- He is waaay too heavy to drag out the window
- Norton levels up his stake crossbow heheh
- aiming it at the guy, he shoots
- it misses and bounces off the glass due to its low velocity
- john breaks the wrappers guy grip, and he swipes at john
- cleaner swipes a broom at john, he ducks
- stupid fucking initative changes??? i love going from next turn to bottom half!
- lee flips over the drivethrough guy
- cleaner then beelines peter and smacks him, doing some damage
- Norton aims and fires again. He ducks under it and Lee tries to duck too
- It hits lee in the shoulder
- peter hucks john's bag at mr maito
- it hits him square in the forehead
- I love a cricket bat, explosive filled backpack!
- John dives to grab it to stop it going off when it hits the floor
- he doesnt get it BUT it doesnt exploed (2 coin flips wheew)
- Peter then aims at cleaners head
- 'Go fuck yourself!' and pulls the trigger
- +4 damage for shotty at close range
- Peter blows he fucking brains out
- the inside of her head was full of creepy crawlies
- as her body drops, we can see her entire body is full of writhing bugs
- Lee tries to dunk mr fries and fails. Mr fries picks up a frying basket and asks 'would you like fries with that' and swings said hot basket at lee
- Lee attempts to push mr fries back so he hits the other guy
- John attempts to sweep up his bag and draw his bat like a backmounted scabbard
- cricket bat in hand he swings at mr meals head
- smacking his head, he falls to the ground. His body begins to break down into a collection of greasy papers, fry boxes and instead of blood theres a thin dribble of what looks like ink
- 'You're off to become ashes!'
- One of them jumps out the drive through and looks at Norton, licks his lips and says 'meat'
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