https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/ 2026-04-20T12:07:16+00:00 https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/ https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/lib/tpl/dokuwiki/images/favicon.ico text/html 2024-03-24T13:38:20+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:0?rev=1711287500&do=diff Theo looked upon the big beast and shouted, “What is this monstrosity of bone!?”. In reply a low voice boomed “YES IT IS I, THE KING OF CALCIUM, THE LORD OF BONES. I HAVE COME TO EXACT REVENGE ON ALL OF YOU FOR LACK OF DIETARY CALCIUM, YOUR BONES CRUMBLE AND TURN TO DUST AS WE SPEAK text/html 2024-04-06T22:58:40+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:1?rev=1712444320&do=diff "fleshwarping tapestry, with secret door hidden behind 2 ruby eyes Nali almost dies to a black pudding which appears after Flint and Storm bickering while exploring side rooms Side rooms have spoons Storm becomes a statue Next to the arena we find a chest with a magic hat (Morgeth), book of poisons (Nali) and gems (Storm) text/html 2024-04-20T19:17:21+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:2?rev=1713640641&do=diff * Morgeth comes out the party as having bad dreams, werewolf confirmed * pizza ghosts * level up * treebeard gets fucked up by attacks of opportunity text/html 2024-04-21T11:44:03+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:3?rev=1713699843&do=diff * Storm learns diabolic * A FUCKING UNDERGROUND TAVERN?!? * Half spider drow woman drawing morloc+drider pornography (very unchristian) * Storm & the rest of the elven speaking party (everyone but nali) have a good ol chat on where to find the toilet text/html 2024-05-18T22:20:32+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:4?rev=1716070832&do=diff * Storm goes to the library and reads about fleshwarping, learns the creature is called a 'Irnakurse', former surface elves who have been subject to experimental fleshwarping by drow (rip drow retconned D:) * Flint is a fucking nerd and has a pocket library text/html 2024-05-27T11:46:28+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:5?rev=1716810388&do=diff Session Date: 25/05/2024 * We return to our party in Otari heading back into the abom vaults * We loot a magic kukri which is given to Marec. A cold iron shield, some acid bombs, Marec's old pick and a glaive is sold. * We enter the arena to find a Shanrigol Behemoth text/html 2024-06-15T17:39:35+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:6?rev=1718473175&do=diff Session Date: 01/06/2024 * Morgeth IS A FUCKING WEREWOLF * Nali begins compiling the case * * Morgeth is hiding keys from us? * We pass a glass observation room filled with beasties * We find a Destrachan * Storm almost dies against it text/html 2024-06-15T22:16:44+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:7?rev=1718489804&do=diff Session Date: 15/06/2024 * Soot appears over a campfire * People argue about wher ethey are * Ebi taro rejoins the party with soot * They return to the site of Storm's death and completly fucking shred storm's slayer * they find a devil fish flying beast and pull a lever making it able to acces them text/html 2024-07-07T08:55:50+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:8?rev=1720342550&do=diff Freyja is a dumb retard Session Date: 06/07/2024 * Soot calls flint a virgin * The party walk into the room formely known as locked and see a worm fucker with a bandoleer and a drider (cool fucking art!) and a screaming head attached to teh wall text/html 2024-07-27T22:50:58+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:9?rev=1722120658&do=diff Session Date: 27/07/2024 * Soot takes 8 trillion years to level up * will o wisps that are immune to magic * nephilim changed to the wall * shes wanted in absolam and otari for murder, claims she is a bounty hunter * After deliberation, Flint puts his neck out for her and lets her go. Apparenrly she ends up a cattle herder in NEx text/html 2024-08-10T19:24:16+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:10?rev=1723317856&do=diff Session 03/08/2024 Casey likes homoerotic fanfiction Nali returns and starts her own band with Tzaddi on the growl vocals, flint on the lighting rig called 'Vampiric Maiden' * We enter a room with a fake ghost caused by a rune * flint counteracts it text/html 2024-08-17T19:19:20+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:11?rev=1723922360&do=diff 'The Hands of a Saint on the body of a sinner' - Josh 2k24 * Flint fucks off * Morgeth joins us * Worms Armageddon characters lead by a angery devil block our sacred holy quest to kill belcora and move to kingmaker * Nali and Andrew Tate (Plus his most loyal) chat and then combat starts text/html 2024-08-17T22:28:48+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:12?rev=1723933728&do=diff Session date: 16/08/2024 “Fuckable sossig roll” - Dan “Why's my ship not allowed a urethra Dan?” - Casey, 2024-08-04 Its too fucking hot, holy fucking shit its 30c in my fucking office. * We move north, into another room with a hell forge, a bearded devil and another devil. text/html 2024-09-05T11:18:08+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:13?rev=1725535088&do=diff Session Date: 31/08/2024 No Marec/Morgeth * We go back to fight the bone devil * we kill him (lol owned) after spending basically all our spell slots * we move north into a room with a magma pool and a platform with a pentagram on, apparently they were making a portal circle to hell filled with 2 eryines text/html 2024-09-21T18:47:25+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:14?rev=1726944445&do=diff session date : 07/sep/2024 Nali and flint are not here Eleri, Chauncey and Theo join the party * On the lift down to the next floor * big fucking cave, Eleri, some weird person jumps onto the elevator and explains their life story * we fight some bog gnome things and own them, theo can't speak because of water in his lungs and gets another count on the warcrimer counter (nail bombs) text/html 2024-09-21T21:43:43+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:15?rev=1726955023&do=diff Session Date 21/sep/2024 Marec isnt here We discuss old theo lore and remember our favourite floor 2 goblin: Borbo (nobody remembered them) * soot talks about dicks * theo was voted 'sexiest man in pitax' 4 years running * we trigger a door trap and it explodes in a fireball, and we all fuckin fail text/html 2024-10-08T17:19:52+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:16?rev=1728407992&do=diff Session Date: 05/oct/2024 Casey is currently being a wage slave but Josh is back! * we have a long discussion on pizzas, weddings, espresso choc and tiramassu * we fearmonger about housin * we go to fight the wisps * theo fucking fears3 two of them with a crit bomb text/html 2024-10-19T21:56:02+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:17?rev=1729374962&do=diff session date: 19/oct/2024 * we head north and find a spooky room with whispers talking about lenses * 'The lenses. She knows the secrets of the lenses. Three are within reach, one very close. The other lost by Yldaris. One held by the blood eaters' text/html 2024-11-16T23:15:32+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:18?rev=1731798932&do=diff we spend a stupid amount of time looking at mexican necrons on the troll trader session date: 16/11/2024 * we hand in the quest and head south * we find a mushroom room with deadly, edible and trippy shrooms * there is a big spider web * Eleri, with the brain the size of a planet, summises that a spider lives in that web text/html 2024-11-23T23:13:32+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:19?rev=1732403612&do=diff we waste time with YTMND, new 40k eldar models, and other shit session date 23/11/2024 (1 month and 2 days till chrimstast woaw) * Casey is a fucking Ogre (or hobgoblin at best) living in a swamp * we walk into a western room and Eleri gets shot with a longbow text/html 2024-11-30T23:04:14+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:20?rev=1733007854&do=diff session date: 30/11/2024 * we cross the bridge which has a big iron ladder leading below * we find a big lizard, which soot incorrectly indentifies * its a Ghonhatine, a 'drow shock troop' * we beat the fuck out of it * while eleri is under the effect of a mistform elixir we bumrush the other doors text/html 2025-01-04T20:40:28+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:21?rev=1736023228&do=diff session date: 09/12/2024 * we see a gorgon (medusa bc the writers suck) * apparently their head snakes eat rats/mice, a fact that disturbs chauncey deeply * theo puts on a sock as a blindfold as Eleri and Soot do recall knowledge checks (which theo does but doesnt rely any info) text/html 2025-01-04T23:41:41+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:22?rev=1736034101&do=diff the year of our lord, anno dominos: 04/01/2025 The gang levels up to 9, and spends 10000 years doing so Flint returns to the party, nali replaces theo * we head down a floor * the first door opens up to a shitty meeting hall with some cultists * text/html 2025-01-15T12:44:27+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:23?rev=1736945067&do=diff session date: 11/01/2025 josh is here yipeeeeeee * we open a 'door' (looks like a curtain) and see some weird urdefhan cult stuff * during the fight, flint prison shank/face melts one of the dudes who dimension doors to us * marec impales a dude to a wall, and then gives the dimension door bozo a wedgie with dirty trick text/html 2025-01-25T19:56:21+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:23f?rev=1737834981&do=diff Session Notes 2025-01-11 Travelogue of Flint Silverspire, Starday, Eleventh of Abadius, 4721 AR Continuing on yesterday, where I had returned to the Gauntlight Archaeological Outpost shortly after encountering (and bearing witness to the incineration of) an Urdefhan camp, I was pleasantly surprised to once again find Morgeth within our midst. An elusive one, to be sure, but always a welcome ally. As our party once more regained it's full strength, I began my typical morning routine before foll… text/html 2025-02-08T20:11:08+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:24?rev=1739045468&do=diff Session Date: 25/01/25 A year in review, we go over the previous titles of my entries Casey gets his flint travel log immortalised * we leave the urdefhan camp * rhett arrives * instant sex pest vibes * rhett is deleted upon headingfor the daemons YIPEE text/html 2025-02-08T19:13:51+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:24f?rev=1739042031&do=diff Travelogue of Flint Silverspire, Moonday, Thirteenth of Abadius, 4721 AR Let me preface this with a reminder to myself to eat these words: “Tomorrow will be difficult, I know it.” The gap in my journal is of no coincidence, as yesterday was one of the most harrowing waking periods of my life. The day started as always, seeing to my spell preparations and invesitures between morning refreshment. I have been drafting some plans to remodel one of the Gauntlight's upper chambers into a small study… text/html 2025-02-08T21:49:37+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:25?rev=1739051377&do=diff session date: 09/02/2025 we discuss Dan's exploding cyst and space station 13 * we head back down * THE PLANET WILL BREAK BEFORE NALI DOES * its a very tough fight, but we kill it * of course it has no loot * on the way back we get ambused by daemon gorrillas text/html 2025-03-08T20:01:28+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:26?rev=1741464088&do=diff Session Date: 22/02/2025 We have a tonne of downtime for 7 days * we head to the jetty area to go to the island * we fight this little shit * morgeth gets a triple crit with fatigue affect * we get a boat * we have to distract the big fucking fishes in teh lake text/html 2025-03-08T22:36:05+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:27?rev=1741473365&do=diff session date: 08/04/2025 * we open the door which footprints lead to * the lord of fucking bones is in there * he tells us to leave, rhett tries to claim to be Caliddo Haruvex but the lord of bones says that is his name * we close the door and try open a locked one to the north text/html 2025-04-26T22:32:29+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:28?rev=1745706749&do=diff session date: 26/04/25, a while since last * we open the door with rhett's key * its a corridor filled with stone statues and at the end a big black stone throne * we slowly advance down the hall to the throne * a skeleton from the throne rises and raises both hands as if gesturing for peace, and points towards the eastern door text/html 2025-04-26T19:20:35+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:28f?rev=1745695235&do=diff Travelogue of Flint Silverspire, date... honestly, I've forgotten. Time's getting meaningless to me, and that's a sign of progress. Musing on my fateful comment “tomorrow will be difficult”, I'm starting to realise just how applicable that is to any given day when you're spending your time at the gateway of the Darklands in a haunted ruin beyond your understanding. Still, it seems that the local cult isn't interested in any conflict, and has suprisingly been rather helpful. I suppose that when … text/html 2025-05-24T22:49:44+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:29?rev=1748126984&do=diff session date: 24/04/2025 josh has a new mic * morgeth will forever have storm's light as storm cannot do his next days preperations * we head into a little room south * morgeth shatters their fucking knees kicking in a stone door * behind it: a stone effigy text/html 2025-06-21T21:58:31+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:30?rev=1750543111&do=diff session date 21/06/2025 i bought a hoose * we head north and open a door, finding a weird torture hallway * 2 Nhimbaloth's Cutter (they're leaded glass effigies) * more arrive and we have an ebic fight * they all die and we explore, there are some glass balls containing souls text/html 2025-07-26T21:23:51+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:31?rev=1753565031&do=diff session date: 26/07/2025 porn BANNED mastercard/visa BAD * we return to mr bones room * he points towards some tubes leading to a gassy room * rhett enters first * its a swampy room with a dam on the south side slowly leaking water into it, water drains in a flooded room to the north text/html 2025-08-16T22:35:38+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/abominationvaults:sessions:32?rev=1755383738&do=diff session date 16/aug/2025 * we skip to belcora * nali realises what the lens are for, they were brought down here by the rose guard and have a small portion of nimbaloth's power. All 4 will channel nimbaloth's gaze and could destroy belcorra. *