session date: 23/05/26

The gang levels up

• Every one except dan picks (or already has) arsenal because they cringe as hell
• While driving peter walsh receives a call (Britney Speares Toxic intro riff ringtone)
• 'Do you know the abandoned pontins near hembsy? Go there'
• Peter then calls Norton (ring tone the X files theme)
• Agrees to go to the pontins
• The other 3 in Lee's car talk about his stuck Spicegirls cd and how it wont. fucking. turn. off
• Librarian comes up in conversation, as well as Norton's spear breaking.
• Discussion about Rat size
• During the car ride John sees a BBC article
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• We arrive
• Signs saying 'No tresspassing' and High fence
• The time is 3:30pm
• Peter goes inside the abandoned pontins, everyone else follows
• The fence gate is locked
• Lee gives Peter a boost over
• There are a few challets, most are fucked but a few are ok
• There is a guy standing outside 2 challets knocked together
• he moves aside when peter approaches
• theres basic amenities and looks like its suitable for living
• 'Any contaminated clothes, put in the bag'
• Lee is on his own trying to set up a fire
• He gives us a bag of new clothes
• the man tells lee to throw his contaimated stuff away and lee complies
• he looks early 20s and 'Health Goth'
• He hands peter the key, its a 'gift from our mutal benefactor' and there is a gas furnace in the shed for destroying evidence
• We agree to meet here while laying low and call it 'EDP HQ'
• Pytor makes an impassioned speech into forming a group because 'If we split up it'll be easy to get rid, but together we're going to be stronger'
• Pytor makes up a fake story about a traffic accident while taking Norton back to work to give him some cover
• The gang comes up with codewords and a shopping list
• We head off to the shops
• Peter pulls into the Mr Burger Drive Through
• Everyone orders food except peter who wants a black coffee but they're woke and have 29i47u5464 types of coffee
• Collecting the meal, Norton notices the person handing the bag is a disgusting beast, doubly long fingers and fingernails far too long and razor sharp. Gills, a blue skintone. Norton utters the phrase 'By the way did you see the headline' while reciving the bag and Peter immediately throws it back and drives off
• leaving the drivethrough safely, Peter sees the actual fear in Norton's eyes and Norton suggests spending the night at the HQ, which Peter and John agree to
• Norton 'Continuing On… should we meet up again later' to Lee
• We head to the B&Q drive through and hand the guy the list, he looks it up and down and heads into the shop
• the B&Q drive through guy is asking a lot of questions, and has a blue puzzle piece on his namebadge
• Peter walsh asks about the puzzle piece, and the guy mentions he has autism. Peter walsh responds well and hands him a card with his contact info and lets him know to contact peter if he has any questions
• We head to THe Works and get some more stuff from the shopping list
• We get board games too
• We go to TKmax and get some spare clothes and towels
• WE got to Lidl and get a fucking amazing deal on a rice cooker Yipee!
• WE get a perfect parking spot on the 3rd floor of market gates to get to Tresspass for camping stuff
• We get all the camping stuff and a 5g router :)
• Our quest complete, we return
• Heading to PINS, Norton managed to get away with skiving, but there is a small postcard addressed to Norton.
• Norton collects the book of Caine, music of the spheres and other paraphernalia. Also collects the tools
• The postcard says 'Greetings From Doissetep, wish you were here' with a picture of a castle in black and white. The language it is written in is Enochian