• Picking up after Norton has obtained holy water
• ??? some stuff was afk
• opens up the shop, sends text to Lee to ask how the bite is(he is asleep since its 9am lol)
• customer comes in wanting a tarot deck
• Norton asks boss about the church, they only really have the church's dreamcatcher in stock. Normally they're quick in response to deal with receipts so it was unusual that they didn’t accept it. Boss asks Norton to head back to the church and hand in the receipt.
• Norton texts the group that he is heading back to the church and wants backup.
• He then goes around shaking objects next to his ear to see if it makes a noise similar to the present he got from Marvolo.
• Norton 'hears' extremely quiet choral music from the 'true' splinter of the cross
• Putting his head next to a crystal bowl, he scrapes it with a frog scraper thing and it rings like a bell. The ringing seems to go on for much longer than he expects and it doesnt cease even when putting his finger on the bowl. It goes on for 15ish seconds. The bowl seems to have been brought in when the boss was working a month ago or so

• Receive the text and heads back into yarmouth to link up with Norton

• Ear is fine, just gonna have a scar
• Also heads to yarmouth

• Before the gang links back up (minus peter who isnt cool enough to be in the nerd group chat) he watches more conspiracy videos
• More videos by 'The Cog'
• Stuff about blood cabals and 'Blank Bodies'
• People who disappear and reappear far away up to hundreds of years later, some guy disappeared in new york and reappeared in Oregon 200 years later and the body looked like it died yesterday
• Some others cases people have reappeared but the ageing between their disappearance and reappearance seems to have been carrying on the entire time, so they look extremely old and frail.
• LIKES, COMMENTS and SUBSCRIBES to the COG and remembers to DING THAT BELL

Youtube thumbnail of a FBI agent pointing at a spooky vampire saying “Blankbody Bloodsuckers are real!”. Include lots of arrows and stuff.

• Norton tries to craft a bag to hide his 'Steak Lance'
• Norton heads to the church (might be a little indirect)
• END

• its 6am
• Free willy is on the TV
• Turning on his spotify linked speakers, it plays Britney Spears
• he puts a rustler burger in the microwave, leaving it in the buns
• reads local election results
• 'FINALLY GETTING OUR COUNTRY BACK FROM THE MUSLAMICS, GO WOKE GO BROKE'
• he tweets 'PYTOR WALSH' trying to search himself
• he needs to go back to the church to get more photos, b roll photos and the money shot
• so engrossed, singing along with his britney spears music as he heads to the office
• Its britney bitch mug
• Pytor does some work and gets briefings and such
• heads over to yarmouth in the edp mobile

• Lee picks up Norton and John from the bus stop and heads to the church
• the gang reassemble outside the church
• peter hands over business card with his contact info to the group
• added to the group chat :)
• pytor snaps soem photos, and notices there is no more banner hanging up
• opening the door, 2 people are inside
• one of them is the librarian from the UEA that John knows, he mentions thus to the group
• the other says 'oh good excellent we were waiting for you' and sprints towards us
• pyotr takes a photo in shock
• he clipps Pytor's head as pytor ducks, but pytor distracts him with a camera flash and ducks behind him
• Norton readies his 'steak lance' but stands outside
• Lee gets the machete out and charges up and swings at him, scoring a glancing blow and dealing one damage
• The librarian woman sprints out towards the door to try get Lee, Norton and John
• Norton makes a straight lunge but catches on her jacket and fails to do damage
• The libarian makes an awful quip about 'checking out' John and goes to attack him
• she lands a glacing punch on John
• John doesnt recognise hoody guy (but OOC we think he was the guy watching John from outside)
• John reveals himself as a racist who likes beating women
• John tackles the librarian woman and slams her into the concrete
• Dubbed Pytor's camera as 'The Weapon Of Truth'
• Pytor draws a bottle and smacks the crack addict in the back of the head, leaving a very obvious impact wound and shattering the glass bottle
• Norton, gripping the spear, stabs the librarian on the ground like a boar spearing while screaming 'I HATE THIS TOWN'.
• The head of Norton's stake gets lodged inside and he is left with the stick handle
• Lee, using the attacker's daze to his advantage, tries to trip him to stab him in the neck
• He falls forwards and Lee attempts a reverse guillotine. The gurgle of the attacker’s throat being opened, the head is partially severed. He is well and truly dead
• The librarian gets up pushing John off her, laughs at Norton and says 'Wont work on me'
• she punches Norton and lands a glancing hit
• John tries to kick her but doesnt put enough weight behind it to make an effect
• Pytor grabs the librarian and drags her back into the church towards Lee
• Lee swings his machete at her legs and hacks her fucking legs off
• The party: British Alex Jones, Dr Strange without powers, a literal journalist and fucking Geralt of Rivia
• Pytor drops her and she flops to the floor, lifeless, blood pooling around her leg stumps
• Inside the church lie 2 fresh corpses, however the corpse for the hoody man seems to age very rapidly and the body now seems to be a wizen old man (80yo)
• Pytor and Lee share a predator handshake
• Pytor wipes the lens and goes into the room with the ashes and takes a few photos
• Days without Norton returning the receipt: 2
• Pytor calls the number on the business card
• After telling the guy on the other end of the line Nortons name and place of work out of carelessness and explaining the libarian situation, Pytor told the man on the phone about the bodies and he said he would deal with it.
• Pytor and Lee wash the blood of their skin, Pytor has a change of clothes and gives Lee the 'muslamic disguise'
• Sessions ends heading to the abandoned place to destroy the evidence