we wait until 10pm to go back to the mr burger
we pick up petrol while waiting
plan to set the place on fire by dumping ice into the friers
Peter walsh gets a suppressor
edp mobile is a road train (the train car things, not a very long lorry)
The place is very quiet, 4 cars in the carpark
We sneak up
John fucking walks up to the window and stares inside
the cleaning lady walks up to the window, stares at john in the eyes and cleans the window
the team splits up in 2, norton and lee taking the drive through and peter and john taking the front
John suggests asking to go to the loo to gain access
lee tries to check if the window is unlocked, it appears to be locked
john knocks on the door, asks to use the loo after eating baked potato stand
she refuses as she just cleaned the toilet, so quick thinking peter says john is gonna shit himself on the doorstep
she lets him in, references to contaminated lettuce
she makes john leave his bag outside
In the meantime, lee and norton commando crawl under the drive through window
Lee and Norton reach a firedoor
john leaves the loo and sprints back to the front door
The ruse is up, the cleaner remarks on the lack of fecal matter and the dude tries to grab john
he easily grabs john
Meanwhile, norton and lee peer in and decide to head into the drive through
Just before john got restrained, peter gains access through one of the 2 doors
lee uses his machete as a crowbar to get in the drivethrough window, turns out he was trying the wrong part of the window earlier and it opens fine
as they go through, somebody notices them
AS john gets grabbed, peter smashes the glass door
Peter shouts 'Are you out of you damn fucking mind!'
He is cannoniocally wearing his health inspector hivis ontop of his goth outfit
lee waits for a beasty to walk to the open window, and grabs the cunt and tries dragging him out the window
He is waaay too heavy to drag out the window
Norton levels up his stake crossbow heheh
aiming it at the guy, he shoots
it misses and bounces off the glass due to its low velocity
john breaks the wrappers guy grip, and he swipes at john
cleaner swipes a broom at john, he ducks
stupid fucking initative changes??? i love going from next turn to bottom half!
lee flips over the drivethrough guy
cleaner then beelines peter and smacks him, doing some damage
Norton aims and fires again. He ducks under it and Lee tries to duck too
It hits lee in the shoulder
peter hucks john's bag at mr maito
it hits him square in the forehead
I love a cricket bat, explosive filled backpack!
John dives to grab it to stop it going off when it hits the floor
he doesnt get it BUT it doesnt exploed (2 coin flips wheew)
Peter then aims at cleaners head
'Go fuck yourself!' and pulls the trigger
+4 damage for shotty at close range
Peter blows he fucking brains out
the inside of her head was full of creepy crawlies
as her body drops, we can see her entire body is full of writhing bugs
Lee tries to dunk mr fries and fails. Mr fries picks up a frying basket and asks 'would you like fries with that' and swings said hot basket at lee
Lee attempts to push mr fries back so he hits the other guy
John attempts to sweep up his bag and draw his bat like a backmounted scabbard
cricket bat in hand he swings at mr meals head
smacking his head, he falls to the ground. His body begins to break down into a collection of greasy papers, fry boxes and instead of blood theres a thin dribble of what looks like ink
'You're off to become ashes!'
One of them jumps out the drive through and looks at Norton, licks his lips and says 'meat'
He hits Norton, hurting him
Norton grabs the machete and swings at mr meat
Norton expertly lops of his arm, it has no bones (boneless!)
'Theres some meat for ya!'
He is literally just mince
Peter walsh walks up to the counter and aims at mr meat (outside by drive through window)
'Oi! I got a fucking order!'
Blasting him, peter misses but the glass of the drive through window shreds him a little (Round 2 of 6)
Lee scavenges a kitchen knife and stabs mr fries
Lee cuts through him easily, he is like leathery and bleeds a dark brown? it flows… slowly. and the scent of used frier oil fills his nostils. Gone past fishy and smells of death.
'I got none' Weird oneliner?
He tries to dunk lee in the frier but Lee dodges a horrible fate.
smiling at Norton, mr meat has cow teeth instead of human teeth
He chomps down on norton, and latches on
Norton tries to cut down on him like he is cutting onions
but sadly he fails to land a good swing
peter jumps the counter, morphs into a beautiful bird and the turns back at the window
Peter shoots mr meat and lands his shot (barely)
his torso turns into a fine pink mist
3 rounds remain
The head remains chomping onto norton
Lee stabs mr fries and je collapses into potatos and fetid frier oil.
the lay slain
we head to the managers office
great ready to breach and clear
the managers office is fucked up
the ground is a collection of bugs, and an otherworldy blue glow covers it
A corpse of the manager is slumped in the corner
The swarm of insects, fecal mater, oil, sweat etc etc rises
it releases an earpiercing scream
it speaks in thousands of voices
'Im sorry'
steps towards us in a manner which resembles gliding, but with the ground quakes
Lee sees the black smoke again, if before was a river this is a tsunami
peter feels a grip on his heart but nothing happens
theories about the black smoke inside after eating the food being used by it to do weird stuff
'DC is influence by a counter' fuck you too freyja!
Norton fires his crossbow in panic and it hits
John swings and connects
Lee turns into a tauren briefly and runs into the room
'Sorry mate, but you failed the inspection'
Peter then blasts the shit out of mr manager
Lee feels out of body while in that room, he feels like the worst trip hes ever had. His eyes hurt, everything is fuzzy and hazy
Lee feels teh same weight in his stomach as peter. he sees smoke coming from his mouth and punding in his head. He hears screaming. He takes some damage and willpower damage
Norton fires again and hits it squarely in the face as it disappates
it screams in every spectrum 'we're so sorry, we didn't know, we knew and did it anyway, we know what we are and what we will be, we are sorry'
All the stuff in the managers office disapates
Lee feels much better suddently after he vomits
the gang search the managers office:
a collection of expired ID for the staff (passports, driving license)
Accountancy information (they earn a profit, 60-70% goes to Pentex their parent company)
All of the IDs match up with their nametags, all of them
Peter notices a false compartment
a scapel, a set of very fat leeches in clear testtube things and a medical syringe of thick oily substance that looks similar to what was on the floor here
The leeaches are turning to face the substance
FLASHBACK TIME
while john was in the backrooms he saw a fire suppression switch
FLASHFORWARD
john goes back and turns off the fire suppression
peter puts ice in both fryers and escapes
EDP wagon is a rangerover now
we head back to pontins as a chip fire rages, lapping out of the drive through window
Peter peels outv at a shocking 15mph in 2nd gear, strolls around the corner and looks both ways before making his way out of gapton hall
we then dispose of all the evidence of the Shootout at the Golden Corral