session date: 11/07/26 casey is back, josh is arresting cats its tuesday ingame

• norton & peter spent some time learning enochian (angel one)
• he translated some shit about prime and entropy
• Prime through Conception, Mind
• Mind through Focus, Spirit
• By Form, Spirit becomes Force, Matter and Life
• Through perception those become Correspondence and Time
• Those by decay become Entropy which in turn returns to Prime.
• some jokes about abortion (conception)
• john is at uni after crying himself to sleep last night
• peter and norton at PINS goin through book
• lee is at pontins too
• canned chilli, beans and rice for breakfast
• a new conspiracy theory
• o'tollys is a demonic thingy
• they own mr burger in the last few years
• stuff like staff members disappeared, suicides, cult like stuff
• as the menu changed in mr burger the same problems are happening there too
• norton asks the big questions 'is mr burger owned by vampires?'
• norton and peter agree to investigate mr burger further and reconvie with the group
• que wetherspoon breakfast
• norton orders 'fish and chip' and peter orders a fryup
• its disappointing. Norton has a 'blue stripe' and peter orders a coke
• BREAKFAST HAD
• the gang gathers at pontins
• NEW CODEWORD
• 'Who'd you reckon score first tonight' - We've been spotted/detected/rumbled
• we all arm up, john decides to get a stun bomb from his contact
• discussion about how they're flammable bombs and how mr burger is flammable
• 'vampires are weak to fire' 'yeah but mr burger isn't a vampire its a buildings'
• we depart at 1pm in the edp monster truck, hoping it'll morph mid journey

• after a rousing rendition of dancing in the moonlight we arrive at mr burger
• we exit the edp modern mini in a fullish carpark
• luckily the modern mini morphed into one with a blue badge so we parked in a disabled space normal space
• peter walsh has his goth costume on still
• we argue about the crossbow and leave it in the car
• the place is full of people, lunchtime rush (1pm)
• Lee notices the opening hours: closes 10pm, opens 6am
• John: gutbuster meal with extra lard
• peter: gutbuster extra supersized, lard fries, extra lard, rendered tallow fatshake
• lee: power meal (with toy!), action bill toy lard fries
• peter looks behind the desk towards the kitchen. The guy on the grill is picking up the burgers and flipping them with his hands. He doesnt care when his hands contact the grill plate
• norton orders something idk i was shutting a window
• Norton sees a cockroach crawl up from under their shirt, crawl up their face and back down their shirt. They do not react.
• Norton plays it cool, as he does he sees a earthworm do the same thing. He take sthe meal and heads to the table
• As peter walks to the table, he notices a guy recording a vlog about how happy he is gettign a figure in the brainy fun pal set
• Peter looks in a bin and sees a mountain of boxes that say 'brain fun pal' on them, along with a cheapest menu combo that would result from buying a family burger meal
• They are downright euphoric about it, like they won the lottery
• talkign to him, peter ealises he is obsessed wit hit all
• peter concludes its like addictive
• norton texts his recap and mention that we need to get in the back
• john mentions posing as a health inspector and volunteers peter
• norton suggests stalling them at the drive through window
• peter goes to teh car to use his disguise (food hygine)
• Lee takes a look at his food, its black. A cloud of smoke surrounds his food. Looking around he notices that every single person has the same black smoke aura emenating from around them. The staff are almost volcanic eruption in terms of the smoke emenating from them. Its such a deep purple its almost black. Blinking once, he ceases to see it.
• john doesnt see it
• Looking into the kitchen, he sees a guy grabbing fistful of fries from the frier with his bare hands
• 'did lee look at john during the vision thing?'
• apparently yes: 'when you looked at john, he had very little smoke coming from him, but a large mass of it following his digestive tract'
• a woman walks up clearing the tables, her face is deathly pale and is wearing sunglasses indoors. She is wearing a full body boiler suit and her skin on her hands is tinted green. He notices muscle spasms in her hands, but they travel up her hand and along her arm. Almost like a rope thrown up creating a wave, but up her arm. It goes up and down up and down across both hands. Lots of tiny little spasms. He asks if she needs a hand, but she turns to face him and says in the driest possible voice, like a swarm of flies buzzing the words at him. 'This is my job im happy to do it' 'I love doing my job, my job i do for mr burger, a subsidiary of o'tolly, a subsidiary of pentex' 'i am not the manager i am the janitor'
• Manager name is 'Mr Beheer' ←- dutch for manager lol
• her name literally is Ms Mundas (Ms Clean)
• Norton tries to fuckin drive through the drive through
• he fucking creeps through at 1mph with the hazards on through the drive through
• a queue is behind him, people walking faster than him. He stalls at the drive through
• The drive through window opens, he smells boiling rendered tallow.
• (cd player is currently playing ALpenglow by nightwish)
• THe strench is emanating from the person holding out the bag. Not from the bag, the person.
• 'Oh can I get a large shake'
• A voice that sounds like a bubbling cauldron ' One minute please '
• Peter tells Lee to trigger the fire alarm if need be to clear the place out
• peter goes in the bog and calls norton to act as a radio
• Peter then walks into the back
• A man has a burger wrapper and fries box that he is chewing on
• 'Im a health inspector and heere to see the manager'
• Peter pokes his head into the breakroom
• a catering calendar, peter takes a photo and sends it to the group chat
• Norton notices a catering event for new sabbath shovels limited, it occurs monthly ON A NEW MOON AT MIDNIGHT
• Bottles of oil visible, stacks of burger wrappers, maggots everywhere, cockroaches ,earthworms
• peter convinces hallguy to go to the breakroom and heads into the managers office
• office locked, peter walks towards where the manager was (that hallguy pointed him to)
• manager, 2 kitchen, breakroom guy, and janitor in the front are the known workers
• 'Did the company send you'
• 'Yeah pentex did'
• Peter writes 'PENTEX' on the back of his clipboard and the header of his clipboard
• theres a lot of nothing, aside from cockroaches
• On the back of the head of the manager is a giant spider, it crawls up from his shirt and over his face but the customers dont notice
• into the kitchen
• Peter notices that once you're behind the counter these guys look a lot different. Drive through guy looks like a wax figure that has been partially melted, Wrinkles so saggy it looks halfway to the last crusade bit.
• Mr burger flipper is lacking skin on his hands, only muscle. His face looks like mincemeat with 2 sheeps eyes shoved into it.
• The Manager isn't there, its just a collection of cockroaches, leaches, worms and every possibly creepy crawly. ALl of which is connected to a collection of mice which create a rat king in the center of his head.
• Man is completly hollowed out
• Peter looks a bit shocked but regains compsure.
• Peter walsh tells the manager he passed the inspecton and leaves
• In the car 'Thats fucked up, back at 10pm'