session date: 11/01/2025

josh is here yipeeeeeee

• we open a 'door' (looks like a curtain) and see some weird urdefhan cult stuff
• during the fight, flint prison shank/face melts one of the dudes who dimension doors to us
• marec impales a dude to a wall, and then gives the dimension door bozo a wedgie with dirty trick
• after we kill them there is a weird gnome stuck in a box that marec talks to
• the gnome in the chest is from pitax and came here to see about the bog gnomes
• he takes the news of the bog gnomes evilness well but does NOT want to see Theo (apparently he owes him 5 gold)

ONE SHOT IDEA: THEO SENDS A GROUP OF BARBARIAN DEBT COLLECTORS TO THE DARKLANDS TO CHASE THE 5 GOLD THE GNOME OWES make puzzles that would be easy for normal paties but hard for dumb barbarians

• this summoning circle in this room summons multiple bad boys but luckily its unfinished
• we head to another door and the party argues about it while Marec unglues themself from the grid and Nali draws some runes
• marec shoots from afar, soot does soot things, flint borrows tzaddi and nail exists idk
• Freyja tard rangles nail and marec from going to the backrooms
• even when the walls are seen to be fixed, nail slinks back into the backrooms
• we have a long rest before heading in the final door
• we are graced by the a guy who puts teeth on his sword
• time to fight
• this guy is tough, real fucking tough
• we try turn tzaddi into a walking maginot line, buff AC in multiple ways
• we knock the dude on the floor and see he is carrying the fucking lens!
• the combat is intense with tzaddi taking a lot of damage, morgeth providing dependable damage, soot with some great AoEs and difficult terrain and flint bein a lil whizzard
• The tide turns when Nali hands flint a wand of healing as she doesn't have the actions to use it in any turns, and flint tricks it and uses the 2 action heal to melt the fucker