session date: 23/05/26 The gang levels up * Every one except dan picks (or already has) arsenal because they cringe as hell * While driving peter walsh receives a call (Britney Speares Toxic intro riff ringtone) * 'Do you know the abandoned pontins near hembsy? Go there' * Peter then calls Norton (ring tone the X files theme) * Agrees to go to the pontins * The other 3 in Lee's car talk about his stuck Spicegirls cd and how it wont. fucking. turn. off * Librarian comes up in conversation, as well as Norton's spear breaking. * Discussion about Rat size * During the car ride John sees a BBC article * {{ https://wiki.whydoesntmycode.work/_media/hunter:sessions:coypu.png?600}} * We arrive * Signs saying 'No tresspassing' and High fence * The time is 3:30pm * Peter goes inside the abandoned pontins, everyone else follows * The fence gate is locked * Lee gives Peter a boost over * There are a few challets, most are fucked but a few are ok * There is a guy standing outside 2 challets knocked together * he moves aside when peter approaches * theres basic amenities and looks like its suitable for living * 'Any contaminated clothes, put in the bag' * Lee is on his own trying to set up a fire * He gives us a bag of new clothes * the man tells lee to throw his contaimated stuff away and lee complies * he looks early 20s and 'Health Goth' * He hands peter the key, its a 'gift from our mutal benefactor' and there is a gas furnace in the shed for destroying evidence * We agree to meet here while laying low and call it 'EDP HQ' * Pytor makes an impassioned speech into forming a group because 'If we split up it'll be easy to get rid, but together we're going to be stronger' * Pytor makes up a fake story about a traffic accident while taking Norton back to work to give him some cover * The gang comes up with codewords and a shopping list * We head off to the shops * Peter pulls into the Mr Burger Drive Through * Everyone orders food except peter who wants a black coffee but they're woke and have 29i47u5464 types of coffee * Collecting the meal, Norton notices the person handing the bag is a disgusting beast, doubly long fingers and fingernails far too long and razor sharp. Gills, a blue skintone. Norton utters the phrase 'By the way did you see the headline' while reciving the bag and Peter immediately throws it back and drives off * leaving the drivethrough safely, Peter sees the actual fear in Norton's eyes and Norton suggests spending the night at the HQ, which Peter and John agree to * Norton 'Continuing On... should we meet up again later' to Lee * We head to the B&Q drive through and hand the guy the list, he looks it up and down and heads into the shop * the B&Q drive through guy is asking a lot of questions, and has a blue puzzle piece on his namebadge * Peter walsh asks about the puzzle piece, and the guy mentions he has autism. Peter walsh responds well and hands him a card with his contact info and lets him know to contact peter if he has any questions * We head to THe Works and get some more stuff from the shopping list * We get board games too * We go to TKmax and get some spare clothes and towels * WE got to Lidl and get a fucking amazing deal on a rice cooker Yipee! * WE get a perfect parking spot on the 3rd floor of market gates to get to Tresspass for camping stuff * We get all the camping stuff and a 5g router :) * Our quest complete, we return * Heading to PINS, Norton managed to get away with skiving, but there is a small postcard addressed to Norton. * Norton collects the book of Caine, music of the spheres and other paraphernalia. Also collects the tools * The postcard says 'Greetings From Doissetep, wish you were here' with a picture of a castle in black and white. The language it is written in is Enochian