session date: 08/04/2025 * we open the door which footprints lead to * the lord of fucking bones is in there * he tells us to leave, rhett tries to claim to be Caliddo Haruvex but the lord of bones says that is his name * we close the door and try open a locked one to the north * morgeth triggers a trap and it splatters them, flint and rusty * flint lore dropped: fell out of the windows at whizzard college * turns out the door is some kind of blast tumbler * rhett goes back to bone mun and asks for keys, he says no * nali and rhett come up with a dastardly plan to sneak in using invisibility and presdigitation * unfortunatly this rude dude has truesight or something and sees right through us * the fight starts rough, but in a combined stroke of genius both nali and morgeth independantly come up with a plan to use the door trap to deal massive damage to the beastie * with a lucky shove, a repositioning of morgeth and a hail mary needle darts, the door trap is triggered and the monster takes 60+ damage! * we then pummel the fucker using the door traps until he dies * we have a sit down by the water outside and flint turns the water to taste of whiskey * flint sends a dream message and we all join in with jokes * using the keys from the body we open the two doors carefully * one room has damaged alchemy stuff * the other has a tonne of cash and the party argues about the money * Morgeth locks the door room while Rhett Nali and Flint are locked inside * 'Shut up in your hermetically sealed room' - Josh 2025-03-08 * we get on the boat and head north towards another mushroom island * mr tree lives there and we figh em * mr tree is called Ofalth a living heap of matter made of wet detriteus sewage and rubbish, ABBERATION * flint uses ooze form and Josh talks about the l85 * morgeth ties the ofalth's tenticles together