session date: 11/01/2025 josh is here yipeeeeeee * we open a 'door' (looks like a curtain) and see some weird urdefhan cult stuff * during the fight, flint prison shank/face melts one of the dudes who dimension doors to us * marec impales a dude to a wall, and then gives the dimension door bozo a wedgie with dirty trick * after we kill them there is a weird gnome stuck in a box that marec talks to * the gnome in the chest is from pitax and came here to see about the bog gnomes * he takes the news of the bog gnomes evilness well but does NOT want to see Theo (apparently he owes him 5 gold) ONE SHOT IDEA: THEO SENDS A GROUP OF BARBARIAN DEBT COLLECTORS TO THE DARKLANDS TO CHASE THE 5 GOLD THE GNOME OWES make puzzles that would be easy for normal paties but hard for dumb barbarians * this summoning circle in this room summons multiple bad boys but luckily its unfinished * we head to another door and the party argues about it while Marec unglues themself from the grid and Nali draws some runes * marec shoots from afar, soot does soot things, flint borrows tzaddi and nail exists idk * Freyja tard rangles nail and marec from going to the backrooms * even when the walls are seen to be fixed, nail slinks back into the backrooms * we have a long rest before heading in the final door * we are graced by the a guy who puts teeth on his sword * time to fight * this guy is tough, real fucking tough * we try turn tzaddi into a walking maginot line, buff AC in multiple ways * we knock the dude on the floor and see he is carrying the fucking lens! * the combat is intense with tzaddi taking a lot of damage, morgeth providing dependable damage, soot with some great AoEs and difficult terrain and flint bein a lil whizzard * The tide turns when Nali hands flint a wand of healing as she doesn't have the actions to use it in any turns, and flint tricks it and uses the 2 action heal to melt the fucker * {{ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002237915604189216/1327784275441094739/image.png?ex=678452f8&is=67830178&hm=e79f39d80d4825826116a5790d8c719d10d2a30809d4f388ae75ea9cc345954c& }}