Session Date 21/sep/2024
Marec isnt here

We discuss old theo lore and remember our favourite floor 2 goblin: Borbo (nobody remembered them)

  * soot talks about dicks
  * theo was voted 'sexiest man in pitax' 4 years running
  * we trigger a door trap and it explodes in a fireball, and we all fuckin fail
  * Chauncey gets singed, Theo wisely uses a healing potion on chauncey
  * we open the door to a super bog gnome mummy with gems for eyes and stuff talking about progessing the curse and blood for belcora.
  * Soot tries to grab Theo, but fucks up massivly
  * theo tricks soot into believing this mummy is not a bad guy and he tries to cast a free acid arrow on him (misses)
  * soot then fucking explodes because of his well spring surge
  * we give it 100000 debuffs and kill it, ripping out the gems from its flesh to sell
  * We then open a door into the cage zone with caged beasts
  * we walk past them and get on the boat to to a dock down the briney swamp river and get off
  * We hear ripples and bubbling and leave before a Pitaxian Sewer Crocodile emerges
  * We walk into a corridor and open into a room with will o wisps and swampy water in alcoves
  * with the combined archeological brain power of Eleri and Theo we determine the room is a Nimbaloth scrying room which is used to gather intel who worship false gods or get in the way of Nimbaloth's plans
  * ghostly belcorra gives us a horrible vision of a calamity which causes all of us to almost instantly die
  * In it we see Absolom be destroyed in a fraction of a second, and then the rest of Golarion be detroyed by Belcora's dark magics
  * we super heal up and sneak back in to see the blade on the floor
  * turns out its a gloomblade, a blade which becomes better in the dark
  * Sneaking ahead we find one of the staircases up with a round concave indent
  * We then find a room of nimbaloth cultists
  * heading further south we found a room with a cultist who said they were a member of the Cult of Urthagul and they need chuul eggs and slay the wisps to get their help and access to the lower floors
  * session end

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